Welcome to the Internet

6. D.B. Cooper's Signature Gravy

Welcome to the Internet — Tue, 16 Apr 2019 14:01:31 +0100

EPISODE 6 OF WELCOME TO THE INTERNET IS FINALLY HERE.
This episode's topics include: The debut of a brand new and probably one-off segment! A woman who got face tattoos to follow a dream, Tommy Wiseau's previous life and a suspiciously delicious sounding limited edition collab pizza.
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5. Jeff Bezos: Warrior Princess

Welcome to the Internet — Tue, 12 Mar 2019 18:04:12 +0000

EPISODE 5 OF WELCOME TO THE INTERNET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY DOMINOS PIZZA™ (We wish) This episode's topics include: Matt's thoughts on the 2018 box-office smash hit Rampage, Theresa May as a World War 2 Spitfire pilot, a man who injected his own jizz directly into his bloodstream, Papa Johns putting out hits on loyal Dominos Pizza customers and much more!

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4. Big Vince McPlan stars in Fast 9: Revenge of the Dragon

Welcome to the Internet — Fri, 25 Jan 2019 21:26:07 +0000

Can you believe it's episode 4 and we're STILL talking about Jet Li's The One!? Me either.

In this episode, Matt almost drowns on a mouthful of Ribena, we discuss what we think the plot for Fast and Furious 9 should be, Ed reveals the shocking truth behind Scooby Doo and The Flintstones and Matt dishes the dirt on the Ultimate Warrior... It's Welcome to the Internet!

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1. Ape rituals, ghost pregnancies and poop stories

Welcome to the Internet — Fri, 23 Nov 2018 10:47:27 +0000

Episode 1 of Welcome to the Internet. In our first episode, Matt and Ed delve into some of the poopiest, spookiest and downright bullshit news stories you've ever heard. Oh and we debate if ghosts need to buy plane tickets?

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2. More clones and bigger bodies

Welcome to the Internet — Mon, 17 Dec 2018 15:35:04 +0000

Episode 2 of Welcome to the Internet. In our second episode, Matt and Ed decide that, you know what? Jet Li's 'The One' is basically the only film you actually need to have ever seen. This weeks stories include: bears that work at police stations, even more stuff about poop and even MORE stuff about ghosts.

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3. Wake up, Australia doesn't actually exist!

Welcome to the Internet — Thu, 10 Jan 2019 21:32:56 +0000

It's episode 3 of your favourite terrible but also brilliant comedy podcast. This episode's talking points include a LOT of conspiracy theories, some random crap about sharks doing drive-bys on each other and a serious, in no way satirical conversation about the race of shapeshifting lizards that drink human blood and rule the human race.

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